Extra Extra: Woman Sues After Being Sucked Into Parents' Long Island Graves
March 18, 2019, 5:28 p.m.
Because there's a mystery pooper on Broadway, check out today's end-of-day links: CBD jelly beans, Long Island burial sinkhole, white nationalism hearing, fertility doctor longread, Garageband ode, and cat sneezes.

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- The House Judiciary Committee is planning to hold a hearing on the rise of white nationalism in the U.S., despite the fact Trump doesn't think it's a problem.
- Kellyanne Conway said she thinks people should study the New Zealand shooter’s manifesto for themselves before drawing conclusions... which meant she was basically promoting "a white nationalist’s manifesto live on Fox News."
- Meanwhile, her husband George Conway has been tweeting about Trump's deteriorating mental condition, which Kellyanne does not appreciate.
- David Klein, the creator of the iconic Jelly Belly confectionary, is all-in on making CBD-infused jelly beans.
- A woman visiting her parents' Long Island burial plot bent down to fix a bow on a wreath by the headstone when a sinkhole formed and began to "swallow" her up. She is now suing.
- Fox News has hired longtime Democratic strategist Donna Brazile as an on-air contributor.
- The Atlantic has a longread about the fertility doctor who secretly fathered nearly 50 children in the 1980s, all without telling his patients he was using his own sperm.
- Here's an ode to Garageband, the music-making program that anyone can master.
- Vulture ranked every episode of High Maintenance and every episode of Arrested Development.
- Somebody get these three progressive NY lawmakers, who are roommates in Albany, their own reality show.
- Here is a revolting but clever NY Post lede: "A mystery pooper has turned Broadway into the Great Wipe Way, laying waste to audition rooms by using them as a personal potty — and revolting thespians."
- Fiona Apple's dog is named Snaggly and I've never heard of a more appropriate dog name (and also, Apple is working on new music!).
- And finally, Gesundheit!
y’all want to see the grossest thing I’ve ever recorded pic.twitter.com/nPvZI6uWY7
— maddy franklin (@moddyfronklon) March 17, 2019