Early Addition: Twitter Is Apparently Not Real Life For Many Democrats?
April 9, 2019, 11:22 a.m.
Because the Mueller Report is [redacted], check out today's midday links: white nationalist Stephen Miller, Trump's immigration lies, brief history of Internet porn, GOT album, Democrats off Twitter, and dog gets schvitz.

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- Attorney General William Barr said he will deliver the (redacted) Mueller Report to Congress and the public within a week.
- Trump is trying to drive migrants away by declaring "our country is full," but that is not even remotely true, especially because immigration is what makes America great.
- The Ringer has a deep dive into REM's classic Reckoning in honor of its 35th anniversary.
- Rep. Ilhan Omar accurately called Stephen Miller a "white nationalist," and the GOP is hoppin' mad.
- In Donald Trump’s America, state- and federally-funded adoption agencies and other child welfare agencies "can openly violate anti-discrimination laws and openly flout the 'best interests of the child' standard that governs American family law, and can legally refuse to place children with anyone they religiously disapprove of."
- Are you a Democrat who is progressive in the tweets and centrist in the streets?
- The National, A$AP Rocky, Lil Peep, ROSALÍA, Muse’s Matthew Bellamy, Ty Dolla $ign, the Weeknd, SZA, and Travis Scott will feature on a new Game Of Thrones-inspired album.
- Authorities say it could cost over $50,000 to repair a Connecticut baseball diamond where somebody dumped gasoline and set it on fire to dry out the infield.
- Wired has an excerpt on the brief history of Internet porn (that is SFW).
- Ned Flanders-inspired metal band Okilly Dokilly finally got onto The Simpsons with the music video for their song "White Wine Spritzer."
- Hannah Gadsby will return to New York this summer with her new solo show, Douglas.
- And finally, gotta get a schvitz in whenever you can:
Baked potato 🥔
🎥: sgt_bulldog (IG)#mydogiscutest pic.twitter.com/jpXDJkAAPR— My Dog Is Cutest (@mydogiscutest) April 7, 2019