Early Addition: How To Never Pay For Lunch
March 5, 2019, 11:46 a.m.
Because Marie Kondo has been preparing for this, check out today's midday links: Ty Cobb loves Mueller, new album/single from The National, office lunch scavengers, 'Captain Marvel' reviews, and dog never gives up.

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- For just the second time since the global epidemic began, a patient appears to have been cured of infection with H.I.V.
- Conspiracy theorist Jerome Corsi finally apologized to Seth Rich's family for spreading a murder conspiracy theory about him...and then backtracked (and threw in some Birtherism bullshit for good measure).
- The National have a 16-track new album coming out May 17th called I Am Easy To Find—check out the great first single "You Had Your Soul With You."
- There is such a thing as free lunch for office scavengers.
- Ty Cobb, the attorney who represented the White House as special counsel Robert Mueller ramped up his investigation into Russia's attack on our elections, said he considers Mueller "an American hero" and doesn't think the investigation "is a witch hunt."
- Colin Hanks probably has the best Luke Perry story.
- NY Magazine writes about a new book that explores the almost-lost gay history of Brooklyn.
- Listen to a new single from Mac DeMarco's upcoming album Here Comes The Cowboy.
- Morbid headline of the day: "Elderly Trump Critics Await Mueller's Report — Sometimes Until Their Last Breath."
- Check out the first lukewarm reviews of Captain Marvel.
- If Jared can't do it, maybe Marie Kondo can fix the Israeli/Palestinian mess?
- Police in New Jersey say footprints in the snow led them from a crashed stolen car to the man suspected of stealing the car.
- Everyday, thank your lucky stars you don't have to deal with the YA Twitter/culture.
- And finally, NEVER GIVE UP: