Early Addition: ...And Now We Know What Trump's Genitals Look Like

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• Sorry to ruin your morning, but Stormy Daniels has written a book and it includes graphic descriptions of sex with Trump, which was "the least impressive sex I'd ever had." She also compares his penis to "the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
• Dear God, please keep the horrible influencers away from old NYC joints like Forlinis.
• See Steve Coogan and John C. Reilly star as Laurel & Hardy in the first trailer for Stan & Ollie.
• Is this Disneyland 21 Royal dining experience the most magical meal on Earth, or just one of the more expensive ones?
• Anita Hill wrote an op-ed for the Times about how the Senate Judiciary Committee could get the Brett Kavanaugh hearings right (in a way they didn't with Clarence Thomas).
• And Rihanna wrote an op-ed for The Guardian about the global education crisis and her desire to “be part of a solution that works.”
• Speaking of Rihanna, listen to Cat Power's cover of her song "Stay" from her upcoming album.
• If you read only one obituary today, make it this one for Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction.
• Kanye West might be releasing a new album titled Yandhi next week—he also confirmed the album he and Chance The Rapper are working on is titled Good Ass Job.
• Blockbuster Video! De-aged Samuel L. Jackson! Punching old ladies! Check out the first trailer for Captain Marvel.
• How did a Ukrainian hairdresser become a front for Paul Manafort?
• And finally, sometimes you just want to stretch out and really go for that nap: