Early Addition: All The Animals That Caused Subway Delays In 2018

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• Chirlane McCray poured a bunch of cold water on her husband's presidential ambitions, saying "the timing is not exactly right" for a de Blasio 2020 presidential run.
• In other BDB news, de Blasio wrote an op-ed for the Daily News on his congestion pricing come to Jesus moment.
• A lot of animals caused subway delays in 2018.
• Florida congressman Matt Gaetz apologized for threatening Michael Cohen on Twitter yesterday before his testimony.
• George R.R. Martin turned down a cameo in the final season of Game Of Thrones because all the fans would yell at him to finish Winds Of Winter.
• The United Methodist Church voted to strengthen its ban on gay and lesbian clergy and same-sex marriages.
• Hmmm have you ever considered joining a masturbation club?
• Actor Topher Grace edited all 10 Star Wars movies into one mega five minute trailer, because everybody needs a hobby.
• Fox was hit with a $179 million judgment after an arbitrator concluded top execs gave false testimony to cover up a "reprehensible" fraud.
• Better get to know Dan Kaufman, a serial fraudster dubbed the "Montauk Grifter" who has gone by other assumed names and served jail time for his cons.
• Listen to "No Halo," a new single from Kevin Morby from his upcoming album Oh My God.
• And finally, I'm just feelin' myself today: